You probably don’t need this expensive home theater addition – but I know you want it

If there’s a universal cliché for an audiophile, it’s probably a room full of giant floorstanding speakers, perhaps hooked up to a record player and a tube amp direct from Fallout. That image exists for a reason — some real-world floor setups can cost tens of thousands of dollars, and I’m sure the richest among us might drop as much on one as you or I might on a house.